Almond milk, the amazing taste of Life
In response to one unloyal fan, Mr Paul Stewart. Who is trying to drive my sales into the ground.
If you havenโt read Paulโs poem about almond milk (The inspiration for this) find it here.
If you want to read his rebuttal to my roasting of Spam (the canned meat, not the stalkers) which also inspired this you can read that here.
๐ผ Almond milk, just as smooth as silk.
Who cares about the millions of dollaz I bilk!
๐ผ Iโm luscious, delicious and can be quite vicious.
Paul, have you forgot that Iโm even nutritious?
๐ผ but what do you care, I donโt need yo money,
Iโve already got you in my back pocket honey!
๐ผ What cha gonna do when the cows are all gone?
Come runnin back to me, right where you belong.
๐ผ Ask any barista and theyโll tell you the same.
I am very versatile and even got game!
๐ผhmm, let me see, whatโs next on my roster.
Iโm gonna go down as the worldโs best imposter.
๐ผSo go ahead Paul and keep spreading yo lies
You wonโt be laughing when you eat almond fries.
๐ผI gotta get going, even though I just got poppin
People need me in their coffee. And yes Paul, very often.
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๐ผYeah! Almond milk does a body good! ๐ฅ
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And if any of you ladies want to get with me than hollah at yo boy- MC Al Mon Dee. Also available in almond d lite.
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This is in response to Paulโs amazing poem about his hateful hatred of Almond milk. He wonโt even touch the carton. So please donโt ask him to. I had no choice but to set the record straight since heโs trying to turn spam haters into lovers. Thank you!
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Lamar Wiggins
Creative writer in the Northeast US who loves the paranormal, mystery, true crime, horror, humor, fantasy and poetry.
"Life is Love Experienced" -LW
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๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ I love the personality you gave almond milk here!
LMAO! Even though I hate almond milk, I loved every word of this. โAnd if any of you ladies want to get with me than hollah at yo boy- MC Al Mon Deeโ OoOoโฆ that is smooth as silk ๐
Go head AMilky Milk! LOL ๐
This was soooo cool! ๐ And hilarious! I loved the rhyme!
This was fantastic, Lamar--a response in kind. (And I do love almond milk, unsweetened, vanilla.)
Definitely love your rapping on about almond milk!!! At 30 calories, it is amazing! Anything else is blazing!!! Fantastic poem!!!โฅ๏ธโฅ๏ธ๐
Excellent Lamar... If I wasn't already a fan of almond milk this poem would have done the trick...
Hilarious rebuttal! Almond d lite ๐คฃ
LOL! I see you showing off your comedy and rhyming skills. Looking good. ๐๐๐
I love Paul's work and his piece was truly written so well but I'm on team almond milk for sure ๐คฃ I recently developed a diary intolerance and almond milk has been a saving grace lol. Hilarious and loving the friendly banter among everyone lately ๐ค
๐ Iโm loving this.
Omg hilarious rebuttal! ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
Lol, this is so fun! Personally, I enjoy almond milk but prefer soy :) Great job!
Well...I'm dead! This was one helluva slay! Well done, Lamar! Thank you, thank you!
This is a brilliant rebuttal. Well done, Lamar! When the cows all go home, we will indeed be left with almond milk. :)
Excellent job on this, Lamar๐๐๐ฏ๐