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The pond looks shallow!
I have a bad feeling. Don’t——
Dive, splat—-my poor love.
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Scones
Alright, let's not fuck about - here is what you need: Ingredients: 350g self raising flour 90g butter pinch of salt tsp of baking powder 3 tbsp caster sugar (or just normal white sugar would probably be fine) 175ml milk a squeeze of lemon a drop of vanilla an egg fresh strawberries, if they're in season Extra flour Even more flour Dried fruit (I consider this completely optional and usually leave it out)
By L.C. Schäfer5 days ago in Feast
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Lol, they should have listened. Loved this!
Brilliant writing Melly G! 🎉💪🏾
What happened?