Carol Ann Townend

Joined July 2017

943 stories

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I'm a writer who doesn't believe in sticking with one niche.

My book Please Stay! is out now

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Oh, You Scombottled Dool Ass!. Content Warning.
I searched high and low for my phone. I was sure that I had put it on the chair arm, but it wasn't there. "What the fuck?" I said to my friend, Janice who was trying to help me find it.
By Carol Ann Townend2 years ago in Fiction
Food
Usually, when I cook tea and somebody asks me what we are having, I tell them what it is. But...no! Some people in our house decide to wind everyone up by keeping everyone guessing.
By Carol Ann Townend2 years ago in Humor
Long Spongy-Legged Spandulaula Thingymabob!
The eight-legged spider looked at me with all its eyes. It carefully dodged my spider catcher. Of course, it would! I wouldn't want to go out in this freezing weather either!
By Carol Ann Townend2 years ago in Fiction
DippyWoddyOddleNoddles
I sat in King Wahum's restaurant with a friend, and I thought "Yeah, I can do this. I've eaten noodles before with a fork!"
By Carol Ann Townend2 years ago in Fiction
Hello Dear!
Hello Dear, Thank you for being a fan. I have been observing your engagement with my comments. I am interested to know you better.
By Carol Ann Townend2 years ago in 01
Panclangdom
We had just finished coffee in my friend's kitchen, though you couldn't see the kitchen table for pans. My friend is known for collecting pans, she has thousands of them, in her cupboards, and on her worktops.
By Carol Ann Townend2 years ago in Fiction
Mortified!. Content Warning.
I found my pink knickers in my neighbor's garden, And my bra; whoops! I beg your pardon. I found my used tampon in my drawer,
By Carol Ann Townend2 years ago in Poets
What Happens If You Die?
"What if you die?" This is not an attention-seeking or over-dramatic thought. It is a thought that runs through my head and terrifies me every day, both as a wife and as my husband's carer.
By Carol Ann Townend2 years ago in Humans
You're Right, I Break Your Heart. Content Warning.
I tell you off when you do too much Because I know you'll put yourself in more pain. I tell you you're loved, even when you say
By Carol Ann Townend2 years ago in Poets
Create Stories That Taste Like Chocolate
The above image was created by the author using Canva Pro I love chocolate. I love eating chocolate, and there is nothing like having a cup of hot chocolate by my side when I am reading and writing.
By Carol Ann Townend3 years ago in Writers
Don't Tell My Wife. Content Warning.
I was just a child. A young teenager struggling with family, friends, and relationships. When we moved, I thought that it would get better.
By Carol Ann Townend3 years ago in Psyche
The Loss Of A Father. Content Warning.
Cathy and Jason stood by their father's grave in silence. It had been three weeks since that horrible motorbike accident had taken him. Neither of them could accept that he was gone, and the grief felt like they were constantly falling into a black void with no light. They had no words for each other, only the silent tears of their hearts which were consumed with the stabbing pain of loss, anger, darkness, and sadness.
By Carol Ann Townend3 years ago in Fiction