Ross E Fortune Lombardi

Joined November 2020

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Writer and Artist.

A (Constantly Failing To Be Funny) satirist!

Mutare non est meum

Cantus moriar

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http://lombot.co.uk

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https://www.youtube.com/@Rat_Lombot/featured

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Rankings of various human groups are seem by everyone else.... 2026 ... With zero evidence to back this crap up.
. My sarcastic dark satire of how I feel rankings of various human groups are seen by everyone else.... 2026 Based solely on my own warped and bitter perspective after paying £30 to get into Blackpool Pleasure Beach... By my self... alone...
By Ross E Fortune Lombardiabout 5 hours ago in Humor
Seven.. Content Warning.
. Seven. By Ross e f Lombardi . 60 seconds in "I don't really want to talk." "I'm ok" "I don't want to talk about it"
By Ross E Fortune Lombardi14 days ago in Poets
"Not all men . Content Warning.
. NOTES: This is a real stream of consciousness. Of me “talking myself down” in real time. As part of its brutal honesty I have not corrected any spellings or grammar in it.
By Ross E Fortune Lombardi29 days ago in Poets
Ten Questions
Ten Questions By Ross e f Lombardi ? Who am I dieting for? ? Who am I exercising for? ? Who am losing weight for?
By Ross E Fortune Lombardi30 days ago in Poets
MEN . Content Warning.
. MEN WHO ARE JUST OLD CHILDREN. BY Ross E F Lombardi . There is nothing sader than a "notch on the bedpost" man
By Ross E Fortune Lombardi30 days ago in Poets
What do people "see in me"?. Content Warning.
. Cost and Value (A Ramble Thought) By Ross E F Lombardi . What do people "see in me"? . HA! No fucking idea!
By Ross E Fortune Lombardiabout a month ago in Humans
7am...
7am on a Saturday morning By Ross E F Lombardi . You know what would be Far nicer than making comments on Fartbook and Twatter at 7am on a Saturday morning?
By Ross E Fortune Lombardi2 months ago in Poets
Dear everyone, everywhere. Content Warning.
. Dear everyone, everywhere . Loneliness is not that bad Friendship is only an optional entertainment, it is not needed
By Ross E Fortune Lombardi2 months ago in Poets
THE FICITIONAL FANTASY ‘PIT FIGHTER’ WARRIOR, THE MAGIC POTION. Content Warning.
THE FICITIONAL FANTASY ‘PIT FIGHTER’ WARRIOR, THE MAGIC POTION .. …AND MY TRUE REALITY. – By Ross E F Lombardi .
By Ross E Fortune Lombardi2 months ago in Confessions
Do not blame the flowers. Content Warning.
. Don't blame the gentle morning light because you are blind. . Don't blame the bird song because you have lost your hearing.
By Ross E Fortune Lombardi2 months ago in Poets
You can not control the world . Content Warning.
. You can not control the world . And if you are the sort of person who wants to control, - Then you the exact sort of person that should not control anything.
By Ross E Fortune Lombardi2 months ago in Humans
Throw it away? Both VHS Tapes AND Emotions.
I used to have a huge collection of VHS tapes That kept far longer than I should have. Long after my last VHS machine died.
By Ross E Fortune Lombardi3 months ago in Humans

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Rankings of various human groups are seem by everyone else.... 2026 ... With zero evidence to back this crap up.

Seven.. Content Warning.

"Not all men . Content Warning.

Ten Questions

MEN . Content Warning.

What do people "see in me"?. Content Warning.

7am...

Dear everyone, everywhere. Content Warning.

THE FICITIONAL FANTASY ‘PIT FIGHTER’ WARRIOR, THE MAGIC POTION. Content Warning.

Do not blame the flowers. Content Warning.

You can not control the world . Content Warning.

Throw it away? Both VHS Tapes AND Emotions.

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