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Movie reviews for horror fans; from gruesome bone-chillers to dark horror thrillers, a showcase for frightful films that seek to entertain and to terrify.

'Halloween 2018' Spoilers! Michael Myers Has One Eye?!
Welcome, Halloween fans!! I am yours truly, Michael. Halloween2018 is almost here!! We are exactly six months away from the release of the brand new Halloween 2018 movie. Directed by David Gordon Green and co-written by Danny McBride, we have new information and potential spoilers. Courtesy of bloodydisgusting.com and it centers around Michael Myers. Now, for those of you who do not know, Halloween 2018 is going to be taking place exactly 40 years, following the original Halloween film.
By Michael Reynoso8 years ago in Horror
Top Horror Movies on Netflix
We all like Netflix. But what are some really good horror films they have? 47 Meters Down - Good movie. It's about two sisters who go on a vacation, they meet a couple guys and they decide to go shark diving. Except in a cage. The guys of course make it back up safely in the cage, but when the girls go down, oh boy! Something you will never catch me doing just because of this movie! I won't spoil it for those who haven't watched it yet, but its definitely worth it! Piranha - Great! I love this movie. Don't ask why. It has some funny moments, but when the piranhas break free from the surface, hell literally breaks loose. It's basically teenagers at the beach in a small town for spring break. But the movie itself revolves around the sheriff and her kids. Jump on and watch it! The Conjuring - Well, it's about a doll that actually exists! That's the scary thing about it. The actual paranormal experts in this movie are real, and they own their own museum with A LOT of different haunted objects. The doll itself is locked in a glass case with a warning that basically says, "Do NOT open!" Pretty freaky right? Teeth - Ok, this one gave me nightmares. The girl has teeth, actual teeth between her legs! So if she gets freaky with some guy, his crotch goes bye bye! That's messed up. Who came up with this idea? It's horrifying! Stitches - If you like clowns, you'll like this one. The clown dies during a birthday party and comes back. But I must admit, it has some funny moments! I mean why not? He's a clown! The Descent - You won't find me going down into a dark cave. It's a good movie to check out. It follows a group of women into a cave, like explorers or rock climbers. The creatures they run into are blind but can hear very good! So don't make a sound while you're inside a dark cave! Not to mention, the second movie is also on Netflix. You're welcome! Day of The Dead: Bloodline - Zombies! It basically starts out normal. A young woman as a student trying to work in a morgue, kind of like a doctor. She has a creepy stalker who is in love with her. But of course, everything goes down hill very quickly! This is one movie I definitely recommend you checking out! Pandemic - Kinda similar to a Zombie outbreak. But it goes in stages. Stage one, you're not a ravenous brain hungry monster. Then all the way up to stage five, full on "I'm gonna eat you!" It follows a woman basically trying to get back home to her daughter and husband. She lies about being a doctor from the CDC. But don't worry, that's all I will say about it. Go watch it!
By Alicia8 years ago in Horror
Movie Review: 'Truth or Dare'
Truth or Dare, or Blumhouse’s Truth or Dare, if we are skirting copyright issues, is a silly, silly movie filled with dopey characters on a pointless quest for their miserable lives. As directed by Jeff Wadlow, the director behind the abysmal, franchise-killing Kick Ass 2, Truth or Dare takes a child’s game and renders it even more insipid and hateful than it already is.
By Sean Patrick8 years ago in Horror
Review: 'Ghost Stories'
British horror is a sub-genre that has certainly had its shining moments. I consider that to be in the 60s—particularly the Hammer Horror films.
By David Grice8 years ago in Horror
Review: 'Unsane'
While many are focused on Steven Soderbergh’s mode of filming Unsane, they might miss just how exceptional the film truly is. The fact that Soderbergh, the auteur behind Traffic, Erin Brockovich, and the mind behind mainstream blockbusters like the Oceans franchise, made Unsane on several different iPhones is certainly notable, but the important thing to know is that he has made one incredibly chilling horror thriller.
By Sean Patrick8 years ago in Horror
A Quiet Heart Attack
Spoiler alert for anyone who hasn’t seen the movie! This gives a rundown of the full movie and my personal opinion! Do not read if you want to see the movie for yourself!
By Celestia Morelle8 years ago in Horror
5 Horror Movies for Non-Horror Fans
Sometimes loving horror isn’t easy. While we personally love having the crap scared out of us, or watching a bunch of teens being brutally devoured, for others it’s a living nightmare. We all have that one person in our lives who flatly refuses to watch anything that remotely resembles a horror, either out of a lack of appreciation for the genre, or simple because the idea of deliberately terrifying ourselves for pleasure is moronic, or legitimately terrifying. If you’re lucky it’s someone you don’t care for, a friend of a friend you see occasionally and begrudgingly. Other times it is your significant other or best friend. If the latter is the case you are in deep trouble. When it comes to spending quality time with good friends the last thing you want to do is waste it arguing over what to watch.
By Christopher Rigby8 years ago in Horror
Review: 'A Quiet Place'
While horror is a genre I don't find as much success in, if it has a great concept, then I am up for checking it out. This latest one has a particular idea that seemed to have the potential to have strong crowd participation in order to get a highly memorable experience.
By David Grice8 years ago in Horror
'47 Meters Down' (2017)
“Lisa, you need to calm down.We need to get out of here!If you do not calm down, we will die here!” In The Shallows, Blake Lively at least had a rock in the ocean on which she sat safely while a huge shark circled around her. That was frightening enough. In 47 Meters down, two helpless women are trapped in a steel cage while being attacked by such bloodthirsty, basking sharks. And there’s another problem they have to deal with: Oxygen deficiency. There are more pleasant ways to spend your holiday somewhere at an exotic destination. So you see, it’s better to follow your instinct (or someone else’s) in such a way that you are spared from such life-threatening situations.
By Peter P8 years ago in Horror
'A Quiet Place' Movie Review
Released: 6th April 2018 (UK and United States) Length: 95 Minutes Certificate: 15 Director: John Krasinski Starring: John Krasinski, Emily Blunt, Millicent Simmonds and Noah Jupe
By Robert Cain8 years ago in Horror
'The Ritual' (2017)
“He was a good man.The best of us.It should never have happened.But it did…And all we can do is remember him.Robert, we miss you, mate.”
By Peter P8 years ago in Horror
My Review of 'Insidious: The Last Key'
The beginning is really hard to watch. All too often children are hit, punished or beaten for "lying" because they see things others' don't. I was once, one of those children. Yes, before you ask, my mother was very understanding... my father not so much. He truly believed I was lying. The movie immediately hit uncomfortably close to home. (Though I was very blessed to not be poisoned and collared to a wall, and my father wasn't a sociopath as far as I know). She left home at 16. I left home at 17.
By LilithV8 years ago in Horror