Funny
The Day the Toaster Declared War
May Caterina’s morning routine was sacred: wake up at 6:45 a.m., shuffle to the kitchen in her fuzzy slippers, and put two slices of bread into her ancient toaster. She’d hum off-key to a song she didn’t know while the coils glowed, delivering perfectly bronzed toast.
By Jyoti DiClementeabout a year ago in Humor
The Cuban Tree Frog
The chimes sang their songs as the soft wind crept through the back porch. Another batch of summer rain was coming in soon, and the pines and oaks waved at the sky and pointed the way. More like summer, autumn, winter, and spring rains. We get a lot of rain. The wet season Florida had started earlier than usual after a short break, which meant the weeds would grow, the air would be harder to breathe, and those damned Cuban tree frogs would return.
By Barb Dukemanabout a year ago in Humor
The Grocery Quest: Aisle of MadnessSubtitle:
Nigel Fiddlesticks considered himself a simple man. He liked his toast evenly browned, his socks correctly paired, and his weekly trip to the grocery store to be an uneventful affair. But the universe had other plans.
By Byron Loderickabout a year ago in Humor
Poop-a-Lot and the talking fish
Poop-a-Lot and the talking fish In the little town of Wigan, UK, there lived a scruffy little terrier known as Poop-a-Lot. This clever little dog was famous for two things: his naughty enthusiasm for mischief, and his unfortunate tendency to leave little surprises everywhere he went. Yet, underneath that scruffy exterior, Poop-a-Lot had a heart full of adventure.
By George’s Girl 2026 about a year ago in Humor
