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Just my luck...!
This is my worst nightmare. I woke up extra early, fully rested. My bedroom was not too cold or too hot, and the yoga mat was already rolled out. All I had to do was a few stretches, push-ups and sit-ups (a new record: 30 each set), and then hit the bathroom. I noticed that I had more cereal than I thought and that the skim milk I thought I had to replace was still fresh. The coffee was also already percolating (when did I turn the machine on?), and my bag was packed (again, a mystery).
By Kendall Defoe 2 years ago in Humor
The Meme-ing of Halloween is Candy
Happy Halloween, fearless readers!!! 🎃 🎼🎵🎶 It's the most ghastacular time of the year!! 👻👻👻 This funky, spunky, chunky, phantasmagorical edition of Meme-ing Madness was originally published in the Journal a previous Halloween, before the creation of a Humor Community. This collection of monstrous insanity has been revamped for the holiday at hand! It comes with an especially wicked _____WARNING!!!
By Lightning Bolt ⚡2 years ago in Humor
I’m Putting on My Nicest Boxers Today!. Top Story - October 2024.
It’s 9.00 a.m. on Monday morning. It’s raining hard. I’m outside the back door, coat on, hood up. I’ve got the blue recycling bin tipped up at a 45-degree angle and my head and shoulders are deep inside it.
By Brendan Donaghy2 years ago in Humor
The Dog Ate My Homework
It was the kind of excuse that no one believed anymore. “The dog ate my homework” had become the punchline to a joke, a get-out-of-jail-free card for lazy students who couldn't come up with a better story. But in my case, it wasn't a joke. It wasn't even an excuse—it was the truth.
By Oluwafemi Fred-Ahmadu2 years ago in Humor
The hero animals
Frog Sometime in the distant past, in a lake settled somewhere down in the woods, carried on with a frog named Freddie. Freddie dislike different frogs in the lake. He was more modest and more vulnerable, and his voice was not as clearly or as thunderous as the others. Different frogs frequently ridiculed him, calling him powerless and useless.
By nadia khanom2 years ago in Humor
Frog and lily cushions story
In a quiet lake settled profound inside a rich, green backwoods, carried on with a local area of frogs who had a basic at this point agreeable existence. The water was cool, the lily cushions copious, and the bugs were plentiful. However, regardless of their untainted environmental elements, a feeling of smugness pervaded the air. The frogs would frequently sit on their lily cushions, relaxing in the sun, yet seldom wandered past the recognizable limits of their lake.
By nadia khanom2 years ago in Humor
The Great American Debate A Tragedy of Errors
Quirkville was a sleepy little village near the centre of political pandemonium as the 2024 election season went into full swing. That was the general consensus amongst the residents of Quirkville, anyways —each of its many occupants going about their daily lives in a similar 'out-of-the-box' way that made Quirkville one unique place to live. This year, they held a series of candidate debates in the American presidential race, hoping to spice up the usual bland political events.
By Nazmul Hossain2 years ago in Humor
Entanglement and quantum Teapots.
The Quantum Teapot. Quaint indeed is the tale told of the village of Avon-upon-the-Heath, where lived an eccentric physicist named Professor Phi Quark. Professor Quark was renowned for his wild theories and peculiar experiments. His colleagues often mused that he had more quarks in his brain than neurons.
By Antoni De'Leon2 years ago in Humor
