Parody

Duct Tape, Bubble Gum, and Baling Wire: The Poor Man’s Welding Torch
They say necessity is the mother of invention. But out here in the real world, it’s more like duct tape, bubble gum, and baling wire are the unholy trinity of emergency repair… and she is one tough mama.
By The Pompous Postabout 17 hours ago in Humor
𝓘𝓽 𝓦𝓪𝓼𝓷'𝓽 𝓜𝓮. Content Warning.
A Letter Sent 𝒟𝑒𝒶𝓇 𝒴𝑜𝓊 𝐼 𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓁𝓁𝓎 𝒹𝑜 𝒶𝓅𝑜𝓁𝑜𝑔𝒾𝓈𝑒 𝒻𝑜𝓇 𝓌𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝒽𝒶𝓅𝓅𝑒𝓃𝑒𝒹 𝒶𝒻𝓉𝑒𝓇 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓂𝑒𝒶𝓁 𝐼 𝓈𝑒𝓇𝓋𝑒𝒹 𝓁𝒶𝓈𝓉 𝓃𝒾𝑔𝒽𝓉, 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓈𝓊𝒷𝓈𝑒𝓆𝓊𝑒𝓃𝓉 𝑒𝒻𝒻𝑒𝒸𝓉𝓈 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝓇𝑒𝓈𝓊𝓁𝓉𝑒𝒹 𝒾𝓃 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒽𝒶𝓋𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓉𝑜 𝓈𝓅𝑒𝓃𝒹 𝓉𝓌𝑜 𝒹𝒶𝓎𝓈 𝑜𝓃 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓉𝑜𝒾𝓁𝑒𝓉 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝒷𝒾𝓃 𝓎𝑜𝓊𝓇 𝒸𝓁𝑜𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓈 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓊𝓃𝒹𝑒𝓇𝓌𝑒𝒶𝓇, 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝓈𝓂𝑒𝓁𝓁, 𝒷𝓊𝓉 𝒾𝓉 𝓌𝒶𝓈𝓃'𝓉 𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓁𝓁𝓎 𝓂𝓎 𝒻𝒶𝓊𝓁𝓉, 𝐼 𝒸𝒶𝓃 𝒶𝓈𝓈𝓊𝓇𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊.
By Mike Singleton 💜 Mikeydred a day ago in Humor
Why the Rich Never Tell White Lies After Labor Day
Every year, as the last rosé is chilled, the final seaplane taxis off to Aspen, and Labor Day folds its socially acceptable linen napkin, an ancient tradition quietly stirs among the elite: They stop telling white lies. Why you ask?
By The Pompous Post4 days ago in Humor
X Factor USA - The Search for the Easter Bunny
In a studio complex of the Fox TV station preparations are complete for the latest auditions for X Factor USA. Seated in expectation are the judges Simon Cowell, Paula Abdul, Nicole Scherzinger and L.A. Reid.
By Parody and Satire5 days ago in Humor
Inside the Mind of Dr. Tina Quartz: Healer, Hoax, or Just Really Into Mason Jars?
You’ve heard the name whispered across candlelit kombucha bars. You’ve seen her quotes tattooed in Comic Sans on the backs of people named Trysten. You may have even enrolled, accidentally, in one of her courses after clicking on an ad that said: “Unlock Your Aura’s Credit Score.”
By The Pompous Post7 days ago in Humor
The Sex Safe!
Yes, we all know how important it is to practice safe sex...or at least, safer sex (I seriously doubt that any sex can truly be safe; cameras and eyewitnesses have a funny habit of sneaking up on you), but we are human, and often, like a woman caught in a rainstorm, we suddenly feel odd sensations we cannot control, and end up getting very wet...on a good day.
By Kendall Defoe 8 days ago in Humor
Lunar Vuitton: Why Space Needs Fashion More Than Oxygen
“One small step for man, one fierce strut for mankind.” – Naomi Armstrong (probably) Friends, readers, celestial wanderers… we must address the glaring oversight in modern space exploration: the complete and utter lack of fashion-forward thinking beyond our stratosphere.
By The Pompous Post11 days ago in Humor
The Seussing!
Note: I had this in rough for a while, and it does not cover the whole story, but I thought I had to finally share what I have saved. It made me laugh and it works for fans of the book or the movie.
By Kendall Defoe 14 days ago in Humor
The Gospel of Bare Minimum™
Chapter One: In the Beginning, There Was Meh… “And lo, the people toiled, and were weary. Then a voice spake from behind the couch cushions:
By The Pompous Post16 days ago in Humor
How to Make Your Own Meme From a Photo. AI-Generated.
If you want to make your own meme, you do not need fancy editing skills or a huge social media following. What you really need is a photo with a clear mood, a simple idea, and a caption that helps people recognize the joke in seconds.
By John17 days ago in Humor
Rankings of various human groups are seem by everyone else.... 2026 ... With zero evidence to back this crap up.
. My sarcastic dark satire of how I feel rankings of various human groups are seen by everyone else.... 2026 Based solely on my own warped and bitter perspective after paying £30 to get into Blackpool Pleasure Beach... By my self... alone...
By Ross E Fortune Lombardi17 days ago in Humor
The World Is on Fire, But My Freezer’s Been Stockpiling Since 2017
📦 Section 1: Frozen Time Capsules – A Love Letter to Foods That Shouldn't Be Alive There comes a moment in every adult’s life when you open your freezer, stare into the icy abyss, and realize you’ve been harboring culinary fugitives from the past.
By The Pompous Post22 days ago in Humor