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Okay Today You Left at 7:22, What Happened To "Today", It Should Be 7:22 --------------------Why, Places Not Opened, Things Not Opened To Your Liking - Consistency, HMMMMM !!
Do you take this man - NOPE, he has a mother !? Do you take this man - NOPE, he has a community !? Do you take this man - NOPE, never he has a business !? Do you take this man - NOPE, he has a "Quality" !?
By 365poetry28 days ago in Poets
It's Ann Without An E
"Hi there, How are you?" "I'm fine, thank you," "Can I take your name?" "My name is Carol Ann," "Ok, got it!" Five minutes later...
By Carol Ann Townend28 days ago in Poets
HippoChristians!. Content Warning.
They say don't talk! Hush but follow the Jesus Christ walk. They say We know! Theology they claime a bodily love. They say
By Diana28 days ago in Poets
Young Again
Rickety old cat Rockets round the yard chasing Neighbours’ prowling pet. * Inspired by our Grand Old Dame, Queen Mia. Deaf and almost blind, she spies our neighbours’ cat, Bad Luck. Instantly, her clock winds back a decade. Fleet of foot, she flies in pursuit.
By Angie the Archivist 📚🪶29 days ago in Poets
ATTENTION: Writing in Progress
You know someone isn't a writer when they interrupt you while you are writing.
By Katheleen29 days ago in Poets
Empty Vase
I'm sitting here on this shelf, Disgusted and embarrassed with myself! My owner says I'm pretty, But I'm feeling kind of ugly.
By Carol Ann Townend29 days ago in Poets
Pogo
* When she was young. Susie loved pogo sticks Riding hard up and down doing tricks Turns out not much has changed They call it a different name
By Kelli Sheckler-Amsdenabout a month ago in Poets
Mr Bubbles And The Rest Of The Story
* Soaking in the tub soothed my troubles So much so that I made it a double You can imagine my surprise When before my eyes
By Kelli Sheckler-Amsdenabout a month ago in Poets
Never mind
Ready to speak but I have been interrupted Never mind I guess
By Mollie Harrisonabout a month ago in Poets
If The Shoe Fits, It Might Be The Sock
** hickory dickery dock how that man celebrated his cock but when he turned around and his knickers fell down turned out, it was only his sock
By Kelli Sheckler-Amsdenabout a month ago in Poets
Well, Let's Just Find Out Then...
** you know what they say when your nose gets to itching out of control til the whole knob is twitching it's time to go on a hunt
By Kelli Sheckler-Amsdenabout a month ago in Poets
Where Am I Going To Go When I Have Been "Married" .......................................................Sometimes The Questions People Ask, Never Made Sense In The First Place, Never !!!
Okay, so all the persons in life has come to a conclusion !? They have all agreed - I should not be with you at the time of your lovely "passing" ..... I should not have been with you through the times you were in pain !? I, sat down and argued about the millions of unwanted messages through a text !? Frankly I'm tired NOW, and a little happy too !? Missed emotions for the things we think of, and what we will do !? We want to feel special I understand - but nothing changed, I am still and will remain the SAME...... human being, I was before all these things, EXCEPT You now know me as the name you placed on the CARD, that's all !?
By 365poetryabout a month ago in Poets