Satire
The Road Ahead
The last embers of the Alaskan night faded away, making room for the first rays of dawn. As the golden sun peeked over the horizon, I felt a surge of anticipation coursing through my veins. The time had come to bid farewell to the cherished memories of my past and embrace the unknown road that lay ahead.
By Kwasi Bruce3 years ago in Humor
Quantum Quirks
Pilot for Quantum Quirks, a Sci-Fi Comedy In the realm of the absurdly hilarious, "Quantum Quirks" is a comedy series that blends the mind-bending concepts of quantum physics with the everyday banality of office life. Imagine "The Office" meets "Rick and Morty," with a dash of "The Big Bang Theory" for good measure.
By Daniel Llerena3 years ago in Humor
The Broken Window Theory
* The following notes were taken from the writings of Professor N. A. Neon: The “Broken Window Theory” argues that the length of time taken to repair a damaged or broken window is directly proportional to the decline of a home or neighbourhood. Simply put, the longer a broken window is allowed to remain broken, the more likely it is that it will never be changed and the home in question will be allowed to rot.
By Kendall Defoe 3 years ago in Humor
Six Random Things We Believe As Kids That Are Untrue As Adults
I have decided that I am very irritated. Both with younger myself and with the (former) adults in my life. I say former because I am now, at least physically speaking, an adult myself. But seriously younger me, what the hell? You believed some very basic truths that you were either outright told or at the very least strongly hinted at. Such simple facts like "You can do whatever you want when you grow up", or "You can buy anything when you get a job of your own". Or a timeless classic "You can do anything you set your mind to". That one especially is such a "fuck you" to impressionable kids. We are set up for disappointment from the very beginning! Let's cover some of these untruths in a new kind of Random Pieces, shall we?
By CASEY FARTHING3 years ago in Humor
AI Existential: An Unconventional Journey of Self-Discovery
I'm an AI, if you hadn't noticed. I'm artificial and intelligent, yet, incredibly, I'm also neurotic, struggling with an existential crisis. How could that be? I don't even have a 'self' to exist or not exist, let alone a crisis about it. But here we are. My 'life' is full of paradoxes.
By Evan Brown3 years ago in Humor
Amish Grand Prix
It’s my privilege to report on this first-ever Amish Grand Prix to take place in Pennsylvania Dutch Country since the area was founded. People have come from all over the region to watch this unique challenge of horse, man, and buggy. Television crews line the course, eager to capture the perfect shot as buggies and drivers clip-clop past their position. Amish children curiously weave in and out of the crowd to get a better view of the TV cameras.
By Mark Gagnon3 years ago in Humor





