Satirical
The Grumpy Old Men are back: Easter Bah!
Marty and Steve were two grumpy old men who lived together. They had known each other for years. Marty was very religious, which may have contributed to his never marrying. Steve had no time for religion. Steve loved to take “the mickey out” of Marty at every opportunity. Easter was no exception.
By Calvin Londonabout 4 hours ago in Humor
Duct Tape, Bubble Gum, and Baling Wire: The Poor Man’s Welding Torch
They say necessity is the mother of invention. But out here in the real world, it’s more like duct tape, bubble gum, and baling wire are the unholy trinity of emergency repair… and she is one tough mama.
By The Pompous Postabout 9 hours ago in Humor
𝓘𝓽 𝓦𝓪𝓼𝓷'𝓽 𝓜𝓮. Content Warning.
A Letter Sent 𝒟𝑒𝒶𝓇 𝒴𝑜𝓊 𝐼 𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓁𝓁𝓎 𝒹𝑜 𝒶𝓅𝑜𝓁𝑜𝑔𝒾𝓈𝑒 𝒻𝑜𝓇 𝓌𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝒽𝒶𝓅𝓅𝑒𝓃𝑒𝒹 𝒶𝒻𝓉𝑒𝓇 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓂𝑒𝒶𝓁 𝐼 𝓈𝑒𝓇𝓋𝑒𝒹 𝓁𝒶𝓈𝓉 𝓃𝒾𝑔𝒽𝓉, 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓈𝓊𝒷𝓈𝑒𝓆𝓊𝑒𝓃𝓉 𝑒𝒻𝒻𝑒𝒸𝓉𝓈 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝓇𝑒𝓈𝓊𝓁𝓉𝑒𝒹 𝒾𝓃 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒽𝒶𝓋𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓉𝑜 𝓈𝓅𝑒𝓃𝒹 𝓉𝓌𝑜 𝒹𝒶𝓎𝓈 𝑜𝓃 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓉𝑜𝒾𝓁𝑒𝓉 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝒷𝒾𝓃 𝓎𝑜𝓊𝓇 𝒸𝓁𝑜𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓈 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓊𝓃𝒹𝑒𝓇𝓌𝑒𝒶𝓇, 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝓈𝓂𝑒𝓁𝓁, 𝒷𝓊𝓉 𝒾𝓉 𝓌𝒶𝓈𝓃'𝓉 𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓁𝓁𝓎 𝓂𝓎 𝒻𝒶𝓊𝓁𝓉, 𝐼 𝒸𝒶𝓃 𝒶𝓈𝓈𝓊𝓇𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊.
By Mike Singleton 💜 Mikeydred a day ago in Humor
Why the Rich Never Tell White Lies After Labor Day
Every year, as the last rosé is chilled, the final seaplane taxis off to Aspen, and Labor Day folds its socially acceptable linen napkin, an ancient tradition quietly stirs among the elite: They stop telling white lies. Why you ask?
By The Pompous Post3 days ago in Humor
OOPS!
I saw it in slow motion, Angie's arm going up into the air, her hand gripping her ice cream cone. The cone and ice cream separating from her hand, from each other. Tumbling down to the pavement in unceremonious somersaults, like an Olympic diver who had gotten drunk before their big moment.
By Raine Fielder4 days ago in Humor
Inside the Mind of Dr. Tina Quartz: Healer, Hoax, or Just Really Into Mason Jars?
You’ve heard the name whispered across candlelit kombucha bars. You’ve seen her quotes tattooed in Comic Sans on the backs of people named Trysten. You may have even enrolled, accidentally, in one of her courses after clicking on an ad that said: “Unlock Your Aura’s Credit Score.”
By The Pompous Post7 days ago in Humor
The Taco Tantrum and the Tattoo Hottie
The humidity in Cancun was thick enough to chew, a wet wool blanket of air that smelled of overpriced coconut oil and impending social collapse. I sat perched on a bar stool, my nerve endings firing like a short-circuited pinball machine. Across from the bar, at the pool sat Brenda—a woman who wore her political convictions like a suit of armor and treated a beef taco like a religious sacrament.
By Meko James 7 days ago in Humor
Lunar Vuitton: Why Space Needs Fashion More Than Oxygen
“One small step for man, one fierce strut for mankind.” – Naomi Armstrong (probably) Friends, readers, celestial wanderers… we must address the glaring oversight in modern space exploration: the complete and utter lack of fashion-forward thinking beyond our stratosphere.
By The Pompous Post10 days ago in Humor
